January 2012
Anonymous asked: Here by hellogoodbye: good song to remeber going into the new year.
Once I eat my dinner
My night begins
December 2011
Who's going to be drunk tonight?
Me
Any last messages for me in 2011?
I’ll answer anything 100% truthfully
I'm Kaotic
Verse 1
Never try to mess with me cause if you try to fuck with me
I’ll punch you in your fucking teeth and do it till my knuckles bleed
And once they start to heal I’m gonna do it again
You and your friends are like chickens running loose in a den
Who’s to pretend that I’m normal and that I wouldn’t do this?
Psycho influenced. Have you killed if you...
Think my mother knows me too well?
Me: I hurt my pinky *Shows mom*
Mom: What happened?
Me: I slammed it down and it skimmed my laptop and cut me
Mom: Why did you do that?
Me: I was angry...
Mom: ... Router?
Me: ... Yes
Cop: What the hell is going on in this parking lot?
Me: Mass murder
Cop: Awesome. Try not to leave any semen
Me: I'm trying
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
landlockeddblues:
It feels right that the year is ending right now
Let's recap 2011...
The first 4 months were decently good. I was living up to my expectations of trying to have a good year. The only thing really bothering me around this time period was the fact that I still had no money and I was missing my friendship with Maegan terribly. Other than that it was pretty good. I worked my ass off and I was actually doing decently well in school. I had hated the fact that 2010 was a...
My sleep cycle.
thatfunnyblog:
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
People should seriously check the numbers they dial before they leave a voicemail containing colonoscopy details of a woman named Elizabeth and they should realize my name isn’t Ronnie. Some poor guy is like crying on my voicemail and he’s freaking out because people “ignore” him and he’s cursing. So I decided to call him back and make him feel more like an ass...
Who wants a really inappropriate question in their...
Time for Digimon
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